Loaded by Willie Geist, Paperback | Indigo Chapters

Do you want to be rich? Really rich? Like, Tom Selleck rich? Buy this book and we guarantee a lifetime of obscene wealth-or your money back!*The Florida Panhandle's most renowned top-gun entrepreneurs, The Dollar Bills, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to get rich fast and look great doing it:-Learn "The 5 Cs of Credit" (Cancun, Convertibles, Cognac, Chinchilla Coats, Cuticles)-Invest in exotic pets and floating assets (i. e., cigarette boats, pontoon boats, and other personal watercraft)-Get to know Freddie Mac, and learn why he should be respected (he was the hard-hitting, two-time Pro Bowl safety for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during the mid-'80s)Loaded!: Become a Millionaire Overnight and Lose 20 Pounds in 2 Weeks, or Your Money Back shares all these hot tips, and many, many more-from the investing pair with the Midas touch! Turn your life-and your bathroom fixtures-to 24-karat gold with The Dollar Bills!*We're never giving you your money back. | Loaded by Willie Geist, Paperback | Indigo Chapters