Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm, a healthy serving of swear-therapy, and some much-needed side-eye, this planner is here to help you tackle it all—from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor, sweary sarcasm, and real talk—with wings. Features include: 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open). Perfect bound. Sturdy softcover. Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink. Ribbon page marker. 12-month planner: January–December 2027. Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders. Monthly and weekly planning pages. Weekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to write. Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more. Year-at-a-glance pages for 2026, 2027, and 2028. Official major world holidays and observances. Moon phases, based on Universal Time. Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings.Product Information:Dimensions (closed): 9.5"H x 7.3"W x 0.5"DDimensions (open): 9.5"H x 14.6"W Calendar Format: Weekly and Monthly Perfect with Medium Rectangle GridsCalendar Start Date: January 2027 with Monday StartTime Span: 12 month plannerCover & Closure: Softcover Paper Source: FSCInk Type: Soy-BasedPackaging: Plastic FreeCreative Artist: Aaron ReynoldsAdditional Features:Contains Canadian Stat HolidayContains Lunar CycleDoes Not Contain Mini Reference Month More Info: Publisher: Medium Item ID: 9798881607814 Language: Rectangle Country of Origin: Contains Lunar Cycle Contains Canadian Stat Holiday Does Not Contain Mini Reference Month